officialcrow:

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

prrrluchas:

Anyways, drink water and don’t let no mf bring you down.

kuueater:

i love how fucking straightforward jurassic park was

“yeah the raptor is contained…. unless they figure out how to open doors lmao” *cuts to a raptor opening a door*

screamingcrawfish:

screamingcrawfish:

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”